Another New delivery by Exotic Erotics on it’s way

While the last delivery is still in transit, another new delivery of Dildos by Exotic Erotics (English / German) is on it’s way.

We expect it to arrive in about 1 month (including customs). Then we just have to count, label and sort it for the new stock to be available in our shop (English Shop / German Shop). If you want to track this delivery, you can do so here, if you are eagerly awaiting some toy to be in stock again.

Custom Dildos:
For a few days now, it will be possible to order custom variation again. Just contact us via email, stating all the details like colour and firmnes. Then we’ll provide you with a custom product that can be ordered exactly 1 time via the regular ordering process. The only  difference is that it obviously takes longer to ship and we require it to be fully payed right away. Also for custom made products there is no 14 day return period.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

Flurb Me restocked

The recently announced delivery by FurbMe just arriving.
All toysm Vixenmaker, Maremaker and Ponymaker as well as their In-Heat counterparts, are back in stock.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

Zetacreations restocked

The announced delivery of Dildos by Zetacreations (English / German) arrived.

The new stock is already available in our shop.

However Boxie, Instructor and Kolton are still out of stock.
Given the extreme transatlantic shipping times during the SARS-CoV-2 epidemic,
these will likely not arrive befor the holidays.

We are thinking about allowing custom orders for Zetacreations as the delivery times have improved drastically.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

KnotMe restocked

Good news everyone.
The delivery by KnotMe that had to be delayed due to the holidays has just arrived.
ALL KnotMe toys in the shop are back in stock.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

New delivery by FlurbMe on it’s way

A new delivery by Flurb Me is on it’s way.
You can track it here, if you are eagerly awaiting some toy to be in stock again.

VixenMaker

The VixenMaker is a buttplug that a humpable vixen of medium ‚Fantastically Fuckable‘ size and the default soft firmness.

MareMaker

The MareMaker is the same for a mare.

PonyMaker

And the PonyMaker the same for a stallion.

Custom toys:
For just a few days after this delivery arrived and before we place our next order right away, it will be possible to order custom variation again. Just contact us via email, stating all the details like colour and firmnes. Then we’ll provide you with a custom product that can be ordered exactly 1 time via the regular ordering process. The only  difference is that it obviously takes longer to ship and we require it to be fully payed right away. Also for custom made products there is no 14 day return period.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

New KnotMe delivery

A new delivery of KnotMe toys is on it’s way.
It should arrive shortly.

Currently 6 out of 10 toys are out of stock and they will all be in stock again when this one arrives.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

New delivery by Exotic Erotics on it’s way

A new delivery of Dildos by Exotic Erotics (English / German) is on it’s way.

We expect it to arrive in about 1 month (including customs). Then we just have to count, label and sort it for the new stock to be available in our shop (English Shop / German Shop). When that happend, we’ll report here again, so you can place your orders on the 11 of 114 items that are curretly still out of stock.
Note that even after the delivery arrives, at least 2 items will still be out of stock.
If you want to track this delivery, you can do so here, if you are eagerly awaiting some toy to be in stock again.

Custom Dildos:
For a few days now, it will be possible to order custom variation again. Just contact us via email, stating all the details like colour and firmnes. Then we’ll provide you with a custom product that can be ordered exactly 1 time via the regular ordering process. The only  difference is that it obviously takes longer to ship and we require it to be fully payed right away. Also for custom made products there is no 14 day return period.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

Brexit – please read

This blog posting will be constantly updated to reflect the current situation.

TL:DR

If you are in the UK, you are strongly advised to place your orders in November or very early December 2020. Due to the special circumstances this year, we will only suspend shipping operations during the actual Christmas week. But if you place your order too late, items may simply be out of stock.

The first few month

It may happen, that we will just not deliver to the UK for a few month after Brexit, until we have sorted everything out. It may also happen that we require a minimum order size of the Euro-equivalent of 135 GBP.

Customs

As a trade deal between UK and EU will not happen anymore, the customre will have to pay customs fees for goods imported to the UK. We include an invoice and a CN22/CN23 customs declaration of content with each parcel but it is the buyer (or, in their name, the british postal system) declaring the parcels to UK customs and paying the fees.

VAT

Above 135 GBP, the customer pays the 20% UK VAT along with the customs fees. Either to the customs office or to the postal service (if the postal services did the paperwork in your name).

TL:DR: This requires heavy modifications to our software and processes. Mostly because of the currencies. It is likely that we will just require a minimum order to be 135 GBP.
Doing that will require a modiciation to the shop software to allow for a minimum order quantity to be country-specific.

Below 135 GBP, we would be required to pay the VAT. However doing that is not exactly easy.
We would have to register for a UK VAT ID in addition to our existing EU VAT ID.
For that we would need an very expensive british business bank account first or an explanation why we pay by debit card or (with unknown fees) credit card with no way to receive refunds that way.
Our invoices would have to state the UK VAT and the total sums also in british pound using the official exchange rate of the european central bank at that time (even if the invoice is printed ahead of time or a copy is printed at a later time).
Our invoices would also suddenly need to contain the date of shipping (that happens after the invoice is printed). Something our shop software is in no way prepared to do.
Obviously we would have to declare our UK taxes and pay then and keep separate records. Luckily the later can be done on paper, so we don’t need to bend a German accounting software using Euro into somehow handling this.

Delivery of Zetacreations toys on it’s way

A new delivery of Dildos by Zetacreations (English / German) is on it’s way. When it arrives, we expect all Zeta toys except Boxie and Kolton to be back in stock.

Impatient?
You can track the shipment if you are eagerly awaiting some toy to get back in stock.

ETA
Usually, we would expect it to arrive in about 10 business days (including customs).
However due to the SARS-CoV-2 epidemic, we need to add a whole MONTH to that estimate.
Then we just have to count, label and sort it for the new stock to be available in our shop (English Shop / German Shop). When that happend, we’ll report here again, so you can place your orders on items that are curretly still out of stock.  

Custom dildos
As always with this manufacturer, we do not offer custom orders to be included in the next shipment because if the long lead-time.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)